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The Orange County Transportation Agency's Board Has Approved an Emergency Declaration to Place Significant Quantities of Sand and Riprap to Stabilize the Pacific Surfliner Tracks Amid Strong El Niño Forecasts.

Amid Warnings of a Strengthening El Niño, Orange County Coastal Communities Are Implementing Immediate Protection Measures, Sparking Debate Over Long-Term Beach Preservation.
The Funding Aims to Bolster California Task Force 5's Preparedness for Potential Heavy Rains and Surf Impacts Across the Region.
City Officials Briefed the City Council in September on Potential Record Coastal Inundation and Detailed Proactive Measures, Including a Winter Sand Berm and Resident Flood Mitigation Programs.

The Unanimous Decision by the City Council Follows Recent High Tide Damage and Forecasts for a Strong El Niño Winter.








